Cardiff's supremely noisy quintet Can Kicker are here. If you like your hardcore to flex some serious muscle (well_ riff-wise) while skirting around the edges of goth and post-punk, with the needle in the red all the while, their self-titled debut just could be the record for you.

This album will melt your synapses so you've no idea what your brain's trying to tell you, beyond the certainty that Can Kicker are the ones for you.